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New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.
Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.
by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009
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new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari
by BChewalski March 8, 2010
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new digs

A new place of residence, as in an apartment.
We are checking out Kevin's new digs tonight.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016
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New England Riot

A Normal Riot
–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.

A New England Riot
-noun
1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...
"Hey, did you hear about the Riot at Jen's School?"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"
by Hakuzo-ryou January 31, 2008
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New Berlin, WI

New Berlin is a city in Waukesha County, Wisconsin, United States. The population was 38,220 at the 2000 census. New Berlin is the third largest community in Waukesha County. The city was named for New Berlin, New York. There being five other New Berlins in the United States, New Berlin, Wisconsin is the largest New Berlin in population, beating the second largest, New Berlin, New York by 35,417 people.

The median income for a household in the city was $67,576, and the median income for a family was $75,565. Males had a median income of $50,405 versus $33,720 for females. About 1.3% of families and 2.0% of the population were below the poverty line, including 2.4% of those under age 18 and 3.1% of those age 65 or over.


Three main types of people live in New Berlin, WI:


Most Eligible — High-income singles living in the 'burbs.
These pre-middle-age to middle-age singles have college educations and bring in high incomes. Some own their homes.

Easy Street — High-income suburban couples without children.
Middle-aged married couples living a comfortable life in suburbia with no dependents. A majority are homeowners.

Single in the Suburbs — Middle- to upper-income singles living in the suburbs.
Singles ranging in age from 30s to 60s who earn a comfortable income. Some own their homes, and their careers range from management to service industry.


More about New Berlin, WI:

New Berlin Median Age: 38
Average Household Size: 2.63
Average Commute Time: 22.86 Min
Average Home Price: $225,000


Unique Facts:

There's a higher percentage of people who work in arts, design, entertainment, sports, or media occupations.

There's a higher percentage of people who work in business and financial occupations.

A higher proportion of them are single males.
New Berlin, WI is a great, safe place to live if are willing to pay above average for a house.
by HoundDoggi April 11, 2009
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New York Groove

To have it all. To be completely on the level. 100%. Top of your game. Nothing will bring you down because you're super cool, confident, and ready to eat the world with a big fucking spoon.

Inspired by the song by Hello.
Me: "Hey Brandon, are you back?"

Brandon: "Yeah, I'm back, BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!"

*Wins a million dollars and saves the world*
by Lord Xanadu March 10, 2012
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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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