Super mutt

A super mutt is a mixed breed dog that has characteristics of more than 3 types of breeds. They're so mixed you can't tell what breed of dog it is.

"You see that brown dog outside? What is that?"
"That's a super mutt."

by agr0 June 9, 2009

air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel

"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

Mutt Mouth

Someone usually of whitetrash descent and commonly lives in trailer parks, often found in the US army that speaks without the use of proper english as though they had been guests on the jerry springer show and try to emulate black culture that is rapidly sweeping over America

normal person= Hey mutt mouth, why dont you use proper english? mutt mouth= U betta back off U skanky ass beech! I'll suck yo manes deek betta than you can!

by DieselDean January 24, 2009

Mattressbating

The delicate act of dry humping your mattress into submission until you cum

Oh, I was mattressbating there like an hour ago, you wanna play some Oreos?

by Wildcardbitch69 December 3, 2010

Muttdang

Two meanings...

1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!

2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!

Oh man, her muttdang!!! (It stinks/it’s gross)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)

by Kychellebec June 1, 2019

virgin mattress

1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.

Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.

by lander88 November 9, 2010

brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016