Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

wrinkle muncher 

a younger individual who is sexually attracted to older people

Jacob, I can't believe you tried hooking up with my grandma, you're such a wrinkle muncher!!

wrinkle muncher by Torsea October 25, 2020

xanax munchies 

Medical term referring to the experience of irrational, insatiable hunger that typically follows recreational administration of the popular anxiety drug Xanax.
Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.

Dude, I got the xanax munchies so bad last night, I ate a whole pizza and woke up with chinese food all over my bed.

When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.

xanax munchies by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009

Munchies 420 Cafe 

Based in Sarasota Florida

The best food you will ever have at 2 in the morning.
Open at 4:20pm and closes at 4:20am.
Famous for their times of operation, their food, and most their wings that to eat them you need to come in to the restaurant (they will not deliver the highest heat level) and must sign a waver.

First Location:
6639 Superior Ave
Sarasota, FL 34231

"Dude, I am really really hungry."
"Me too, but what is open at 2:30 in the morning?"
"I know! Why don't we call Munchies 420 Cafe?!"
"Good idea! Get me some tots and a fried twinky."
"I'm going for the buffalo chicken fingers."

Munchies 420 Cafe by CJJudge December 9, 2007

Munchies 

A odd feeling in your stomach after smoking marijuana. You aren't ACTUALLY hungry, it's just really hard to stop eating. Usually, the person with the high, will come over, smoke, then eat EVERYTHING in your house. Seriously, if there's a burnt pepperoni in your oven, they'll eat it, if there's a perfectly good cookie in the trash, they'll eat it. After this, they'll bust out laughing, say extremely deep things, and fall asleep for about 12 hours. If they're true stoners, they'll wake up and do it again!! Lol.

THE MUNCHIES
Stoner: Got any food?
Friend: Ya, in the fridge.
*Stoner goes and comes back 5 mins later*
Stoner: Thanks
Friend: Whaddya eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhhhhh.....*Giggles*what?
Friend: What did you eat?
Stoner: *Giggles* I love life, the world is like a bag of chips, all shiny and pretty, then you open it and have unlimited happiness.
Friend:.........What the hell did you eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhh.....everything *Giggles*.
Friend: WTF??!

Munchies by Jonathankn June 28, 2008

penis muncher 

Any living thing with a mouth that munches on penis.

"Man Kelly sure is a penis muncher! Look at the way shes munching on Josh's dick!"

penis muncher by kelsey :) October 13, 2008

munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.

eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.

munched on that beaver by woeisme May 27, 2006