Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives

oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing

by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018

Morte Warrior

Someone who wears cowboy hats and is incredibly cool.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.

Wow, that guy looks like a Morte Warrior!

by Kalzar September 27, 2007

Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019

mort

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue

Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT

by mama mort March 13, 2022

Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant

Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Mort

A fucking awesome group of friends

Hi mort how is everyone doing?

by Smart athiest September 23, 2018