Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

gamefaqs moderator

Gamefaqs moderators are power flaunting people who's only enjoyment is giving the B7axe to innocent users who's only crime is using their right to unlimited posts.

Gamefaqs Moderator: Hey look it's Lesbian_in_a_Box, I'll just ban him because he's so much better looking than me.

by Ffloyd November 29, 2006

Modern Times

The time when people started coming to Urban Dictionary instead of the Oxford Dictionary to look up a word.

- What do they mean by "modern times".
- I don't know look it up on UD.

by Sickell September 1, 2012

mordertorium

A period of time, of either fixed or undetermined duration, during which one or more people agree to not purchase anything through online shopping (especially Amazon).

“When our Amazon bill eclipsed our mortgage payment, we agreed to a 60 day mordertorium.”

by trippstadt June 12, 2021

Modern badger

In the theatrical world, actors will attempt to reflect modern society and the animal world by dressing up as a modern badger. To look truly authentic in this role the actor must combine the wearing of a leather jacket with stick-on whiskers.

I went to see a great play last night, and was swept away by one young girl whose depiction of a modern badger was quite superb.

by Pcarm August 12, 2003

modern withdrawal

The inevitable effect of being away from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II for an extended period of time.

Dude. I've been on vacation in Maryland for four days!!!! I'm totally on modern withdrawal right now!!!

by scratchdaily February 4, 2010

modern tumbleweed

a plastic bag rolling in the wind like an old west tumbleweed.

Hey dude, look at that modern tumbleweed. Makes me feel like a cowboy.

by Numerouno2794 September 12, 2010