Titanic Moment

Similar to how people don’t realize that Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie aren’t based on real people, a moment of realization that shocks you to your core which is also pretty common knowledge.

“Bro I had a crazy realization the other day when I found out the stripper pole spins not the stripper”

‘Dude what a Titanic moment’

“Yeah man I never fuckin knew! How crazy’”
——
“What’s your Titanic moment?”

‘For the longest time I thought people from the past saw in black and white’

“You didn’t know that?? That’s one hell of a Titanic moment”

by titanic_luvah69 October 24, 2023

Joe Moment

Noun
Verb
Statement
Situation

A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible

"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."

by Fabius Bile January 26, 2021

sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.

Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed

by negro hero July 27, 2009

Grum Moment

When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.

"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"

by 5#!7 August 17, 2014

Joaquin Moment

The moment of greatness. Life some would say.

Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment

by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020

Aleppo moment

When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."

-- Gary Johnson

by RankledSphincter September 30, 2016

Brokeback Moment

Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.

Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"

by Christophe Graham April 22, 2006