Skip to main content

Catalina wine mixer

Slang. It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
by B-rizzle March 10, 2019
mugGet the Catalina wine mixer mug.

dum dum mixer

someone who is of foolish quality says and does a lot of dumb things
My new boss is such a dum dum mixer
by stv243 May 26, 2009
mugGet the dum dum mixer mug.

Cement Mixer

While an erect penis is inside an oriface, rotate your partner's body clockwise without removing your penis. For maximum stimulation, try the counter-clockwise method.
"Hey Rick, wanna go to my house after Sunday service and give me the Cement Mixer."
by mattadamBLACKATTACK July 5, 2009
mugGet the Cement Mixer mug.

cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...
John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.
by NM Tex January 2, 2008
mugGet the cement mixer mug.

Battle Mixer

A peice of audio equipment, large enough, to be tactically useful in a combat situation.

A weapon of choice among the ancient Vikings.
"Dude he just knocked you out cold with that battle mixer, I wish i could find one of those."

"Bjarkmar Borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink."
by fred the viking March 30, 2012
mugGet the Battle Mixer mug.

swine mixer

the gathering of those who have contracted H1N1 with those who have not yet contracted H1N1 in hopes of getting the mild strain to prevent future infection of a more serious strain.
" Yo man i haven't had the swine yet but i kinda want to get it over wit. Wanna go to Dave's swine mixer he's havin' next week?"
by Intelichick November 18, 2009
mugGet the swine mixer mug.

Double-Mixer

When an individual, who, already in possession of a single phallus, be it real or artificial, dons a second phallus in order to have penetrative sex with both phalli at the same time.
Baby, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

Hey ladies, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)
by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010
mugGet the Double-Mixer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email