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fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom
"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"
by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022
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Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.
I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.
by Reneofny October 23, 2024
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Me-Mergency

Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.
Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.
by Peteandbird January 14, 2026
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pulling a mirenda

1. failing to bring in alcohol for beer-o-clock

2. flaking out on your friends, consistently

3. batshit insane - stalker status, etc
Oh, Sasha flaked out and didn't bring the beer that she's been promising us? She must be pulling a mirenda
by brown_chicken_brown_cow October 26, 2011
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Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/
by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021
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top ten miren

well. miren is a black boy who only got top ten in his assignments. being picked on every day because he blends in with the shadows
guy1:Who are you bullying?
Bully:im fucking up top ten miren
by eatshitanddye August 27, 2024
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