elliot minor

(Formerlly 'The Acadamy') An amazing rock/classical band from york, with Alex Davis, Ed Minton, Ed 'Teddy' Hetherton, Ali Paul, Dan Hetherton.
With 26 songs including 'Parallel Worlds' and 'Jessica' they are just amazing.

They are truely amazing, i seen elliot Minor 3 times ! HAHAHA

elliot minor by Michael R Jones November 12, 2007

impaling the morals of a minor 

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

impaling the morals of a minor by jammyboil December 26, 2008

Asia Minor 

The Turkish peninsula.

To the people of ancient Greece, everything east of Byzantium was Asia. They just had no idea how big it was until Alexander went and conquered some of Asia Major.

Asia Minor by Downstrike May 30, 2004

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer 

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer by Noogle April 21, 2003

Ursa Minor 

When a guy is getting head from his girl and playing video games at the same time.

Dude, my girl never knew I was Ursa Minoring her while she gave me head!

see also: ursa major

Ursa Minor by OhUrsa March 24, 2009

Drum Minor 

More comenly know as DMinor
the drum majors bitch
the assisitant drum major
the left overs of drum major auditions

Drum Major: YO! yell at those guys to pay attention
Drum Minor: do i always have to just yell and get shit from the band but not do anything auctually importaint?
Drum major: yup.
drum minor; why??
drum major: cause i told you so
drum minor; ok then.. damnit :]

Drum Minor by support bandos November 17, 2006

fort minor 

an excuse for all us whiteboys to listen to rap and not feel like complete fags.

person1: did u hear the new g unit song?

whiteboy: hell no i dont listen to that crap on a stick rap.

person1: what are you listening to right now?

whiteboy: fort minor bitch! SHITS HOTT!

fort minor by cema July 5, 2006