Minecraft

A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.

Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack?
Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER!

by Minecrafterererererer April 23, 2011

Minecrafturbate

The act of playing Minecraft while masturbating.

I was going to do my homework last night, but I decided to minecrafturbate instead.

by Bartusi November 29, 2011

Minecraft

Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.

With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.

Wanna play with legos?
-FUCK THAT! I'VE GOT MINECRAFT NOW!

by KtWdA November 7, 2012

Mindcraft

A Common misspelling of the popular Minecraft game.

Commonly used by immature or little kids who haven't learned about the game.

John is playing mine craft on his computer.

Joe: OMGZ JHON CAN I PLAY SPLITSCREEN MINDCRAFT ON YOUR COMPUTERRR????

John: It's MINEcraft.. -.-

Joe: CAN I PLAY MINDCRAFT WITH YOU PLLLLEEASE?!

John: You little dipshit, get it right, it's called Minecraft!

Joe: -sniff-

by John Doe to the second power July 7, 2014

Minecraft

Minecraft a blocky game created by Notch , real name is Markus Alexej Persson he is the co-founder of Mojang the company that made Minecraft.The First version of Minecraft was released on May 17 , 2009 . It had 3 stages , Alpha (From 2010) , Beta (From 2010-2011) , Snapshots , and the the first full version 1.0. Today Minecraft has more improved graphics than in beta and alpha , different creative mode menu , etc. Minecraft was very popular in 2010-2011 and is continued to be played from this day.There are 3 different game modes and 3 different difficulty's , There are Survival mode , Creative mode , and Hardcore Mode. There is the Easy difficulty , the Normal difficulty , and the Hard difficulty.

Mom : Come on Insert kids name! Its time for dinner! :)
Insert kids name : But mom i want to play Minecraft

by TF2 Fan June 25, 2016

Minecraft

A kick ass game that has tons of enemies and shit and has building and crafting and there is this shit person named TheLegend27 who keeps ducking stealing my diamonds. (Diamonds are in minecraft. All the "special kids" moved to Fortnite a shitty game that's banned in North Korea and sometimes people who live in China make a United states flag and blow it up in this game. It's fun for the whole family came out May 17th 2009 and created me 9 years of rage because the fucking ghasts keeping killing me.

God damnit I hate when these mother fucking creepers blow up my house in Minecraft.

by Sendmementalhelp May 20, 2019

Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.

John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!

by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011