Middletown

home of druggies, projects, n******, and so much more. I mean, some parts are ok, and there are a couple of fun things to do. But while your doing those “fun things” keep watch for a gun at your head and 5 african american individuals kicking your ass so hard you so hard you wake up in the hospital with a brain bleed. and then you go figure “ wheres my wallet?”

oh yeah, i heard you get crack $5 cheaper in Middletown

by recicity December 26, 2017

theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 14, 2008

The MiddleMan

A Hacker On Omegle who is in the middle of two conversations, you may never hear or know he is there until he talks, hes always watching.

Me: Did you hear the middleman speak just now?
Stranger: No i dont hear anyone?

by omeglelul October 25, 2020

middleman

A bisexual man who helps to pass semen from his boyfriend into the vagina of a woman wanting to be insemenated by the strictly gay male.
He does this by giving his boyfriend a blowjob and spitting the contents of his mouth into the womans open vagina.

My boyfriend played middleman last night between me and that horny chick.

by roodboy September 2, 2007

Middletown Maryland

White people but close together, the schools are dogshit but the kids happen to get good scores on tests. There's also a lot of farms for some reason and despite the people who live in the downtown area, its largely white supremacists. There's 3 or 4 Asian families at the time of writing and I think 2-4 black families. There's only 2 good places in Middletown and that's LDS and Memorial Park.

I want to kill myself or leave Middletown Maryland

by Howlhusky December 2, 2020

midleton

Another word for a black and mild.

John: hand me the mild.
Susie: the what?
John: The black and mild?
Susie: Ohhhh you meant the Midleton

by JONE14 August 16, 2012

Middletown, MD

A shitty town in the middle of bumfuck Maryland. The center of vanilla valley, as black people do not exist here. Filled with country racist and motherfuckers this place is a portal to hell. The best thing here is leaving.

Racist 1- “hell yeah middletown, md is white as snow”

Racist 2- “I hate my wife!”

by Imlonelykillmeplez March 15, 2021