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madden mud flap

To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.
I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.
by big egg March 28, 2008
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Maddenitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.
Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."
by Steven Grillock February 28, 2009
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Madden

A white boy who doesn’t trust anyone or rely on anything but himself. Is a rude and disrespectful person who thinks they have all the hoes. Spelled the same way as that dumb little football game you can find on consoles and junk
Madden is such a clown
by Pascokiddo‼️😘 October 20, 2019
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John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.
1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.
by Blarghff November 27, 2013
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Midder

A midder is a University Level Exam that puts immense stress on the student, sometimes causing greasy skin/acne and general irritability. Is also known to impair speech and cause loss of volume control. Prolonged cases involve problems with digestion and bowel movements.
"Bernice has a mad case of the Midders, she has a greasy-ass face!"

"Ya I heard her trying to take a dump she must have been bombarded by midterms this semester!"
by Meggy-wegs! February 21, 2009
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midlength crisis

not quite short, not quite mullet, not quite anything. your hair is in a no-man's land of style.
"Ben's having a killer midlength crisis"
by Danjnk December 10, 2008
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madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason
john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush
by thepetikman May 18, 2014
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