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Meth Mouth

The stripping of enamel from the teeth, caused by prolonged meth smoking. The teeth, lacking enamel, then rot at a much faster rate, often turning black and infecting the gums.
I saw all kinds of meth mouth at the Iowa State Fair.
by Horus April 18, 2006
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meth dick

Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
by Mojo Rising September 29, 2006
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meth head

(METH hed) n. a user of methamphatamine syn: speed freak, tweaker, sketcher
Dude: I think that Sue has been using again.
Other Dude: Yeah, she's a big meth head man.
Dude: Fuckin sketcher bitch.
Other Dude: Yup, you know how tweakers are.
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
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mechsterbation

The absolute abuse of the game "Mechwarrior" in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. This can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.

The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.
*answering machine*
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"
by Gunmetal December 17, 2004
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Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard
Today's lesson was such a mathstard
by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017
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Mathstafarian

A Rastafarian who is qualified and trained in the art of Mathematics
“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”
by De True Mathstafarian September 20, 2018
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Mehstive

When you are completely indifferent or meh about something that is usually festive.
Person 1: "Christmas is coming up, I feel so festive!"
Person 2: "Meh. I'm not feeling it at all...I'm more mehstive."

Person1: "Someone has a birthday coming up, let's plan a festive get together!"
Person 2: "I am getting way too old, I'm not festive, just MEHstive."
by Rightblank December 2, 2018
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