Mer

Something you say when someone does something dry

Sam: Hey I was at you mums house last night haha I’m so funny
Jack: mer shut up
Everyone: mer Sam you’re so dry

by Tairoa April 13, 2021

Poisson de mer

Poisson de mer gloup gloup

Poisson de mer

by jh6tgrefwrgthyj February 21, 2024

MER

MER is used in loads of different situations to show how someone is feeling

Erin:"Lifeguard murphy come save ryan hes drowning"
Ryan:"oh crap"
Lifeguard Murphy: "nu uh uh!"
Rebecca: "ryans gonna die merrrr"

by Wyan wholohan🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 August 17, 2023

Mer

Prononciation: MU-RRR

A word commonly used to imitate an annoying, desperate hoe

Can also be used at one’s discretion:
Ex: A-Mer-Zing, MER-ked

Dylan: “she’s so fucking mer, am I right?”
Sawyer: “yeah, I wouldn’t fuck with that mer”

by Mr. Mer Master March 25, 2024

mers

-Pronounced /merz/
A generic, genderless possessive pronoun in place of 'hers' and 'his'

See also 'mer', 'ee', and 'merself'

Those glasses are mers not yours.

by AqAq May 7, 2018

gat mer

the people of gat mer hate sherman peabody

the cult of gat mer is awsome

by janitor of the gat mer council September 27, 2022

Mer

(noun) A person who coasts through their personal and professional lives doing things the same shitty way they ever have, with little concern for the impact on other people or their surroundings.

Origin of mer:
1997, Montreal: M(inimum)e(ffort)r(equired)

see also: 'Meh'

"My C-level manager is a total Mer, I hope they stub their toe today."

by kidvicarious November 14, 2022