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Mayonnaise Tornado

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.
Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.
by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009
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Shirley Manson

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.
Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
by hannessensens July 22, 2009
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bulldog eating mayonnaise

A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.
Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!
by KY Kid June 26, 2006
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charles manson

A cult leader from the 1960's who is still considered the "most dangerous man in America". Even after his incarceration, his followers still recruit more people to join his cause and there are new members every day.
by Mike August 26, 2003
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Mason

Mason is the best guy in the whole entire world! He's super cute, and very sweet! He's extremely funny, and knows all the right things to say. Even if he's thousands of miles away, he knows how to make you smile, with a simple text. When you see him, he brightens up your day. He loves to play video games! If you ever met a Mason, you can't help but love him! One look into his eyes, and you're under his spell. So, if you know one, you are very lucky!
Woah, who was that?! He's so cute!

That was Mason!
by TheOne<3 December 28, 2012
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Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson. A.K.A Brian Warner
was born on January 5, 1969
His real name is Brian Warner.(no shit)
He's liked by many and hated by 95% of the Christian commuinty.
What pisses me off is those dudes who go "OmG LiEk MaRiLyN MaNsOn Is TeH RaWk"
Anyways,Marilyn Manosn is a very intelligent individual and is a certified painter.

He is known for his contreversial topics.I personally believe it's just a stage persona. There are protests at almost all of his shows. I respect him as an artist and like a couple of his song's. His band's current album is their Greatest Hit compilation named :Lest We Forget.
Marilyn Manson Says...
"I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference."
by Oscar Sanchez September 15, 2005
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mason jennings

Singer/songwriter from Minnesota with a Dylanesque singing style and folk-influenced acoustic guitar style. Writes real music without any corporate overproduction bullshit. Not very mainstream, but has a large following anyways.
Dude, I just saw Mason Jennings in concert, he was awesome.
by darkserge99 January 1, 2009
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