Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by April 12, 2022

maximum bustosity

see also metrosexual

He's got the maximum bustosity.

by ahole December 10, 2003

Maximum logistical space

The area needed to preform important actions, such as watching Netflix, eating food, and taking a SHIT.

We created maximum logistical space for the car ride to Vermont.

by Oxnard-dictionary's December 06, 2015

maximum loadage

a phrase that discribes a person place or thing that has gotten so large or heavy that it is beyond all known paramiters....elephants, wrecking balls,,,,fat chicks

dude that fat chick is so fat she has exeeded maximum loadage...and she ain't riding in my car...get your uncles dump truck...

by last star fighter August 27, 2007

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance

What's up maximum relic

by rzp1 March 15, 2019

Ran Out all the way and to the maximum

To go overboard, Too Far

Hey Girl, Michelle get on my nerves
Other Girl: Dont you talk to Michelle Everyday, I just saw you talking to her 2 seconds ago. You just Ran Out all the way and to the maximum

by 1800-choke dat hoe April 26, 2011