maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

Maximum pulse!

The iron man ultimate in marvel rivals.

Iron man: “MAXIMUM PULSE!”

Galactic: “you got them all!l

by Krahs March 28, 2025

maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance

What's up maximum relic

by rzp1 March 15, 2019

maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.

Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.

Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.

by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010

jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.

This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.

by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024

Maximum

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.

I'm glad every day that I did.

Happy wedding day love.

Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.

by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024