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Band Mattress

A person in a band who has slept with a majority of the other members in said band.
Wow, Holly's had sex with everybody in her band.

Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.
by OsamaBinRocken December 22, 2010
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Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.
Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!
by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015
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Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.
Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
by mjmnz April 3, 2022
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Mattress Back

The name you give a person who spends a lot of time on their back (on a mattress).
My sister is the Greater Southwestern Mattress Back
by Fagadactol March 14, 2020
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Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020
mugGet the Mattress Toymug.

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods
omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress
by meg1235 March 27, 2019
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Mattress hockey

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.
Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.
by cusefan001 February 21, 2013
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