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Martha Manning

She deserved so much better.

John Laurens' wife who had his only child and died the year before he did at the age of 24. Poor girl.
Friend: Omg, my boyfriend just knocked me up and ran away to join the army and I haven't seen him since!
Me: Martha Manning, is that you?

Martha the beautiful 

She is amazing, kind and smart. She will always pick the weebs to be her boyfriend and is currently dating Murray. She loves him very much even known he hangs around with his friends more then her, Especially Hannah and Isla B. She is amazing and pretty and the best person ever you should be friends with a girl called Martha.
Love Martha the beautiful a lot because she has abusive parents. Donate £200 a month to help children in need like Martha x

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.
PERSON1: You know Martha Guadalupe Cisneros
PERSON2: YESS
PERSON1: I LOVE HER

Martha Stewart

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece

martha moment 

When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight
Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.

Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.
martha moment by ImShedding May 15, 2021

Martha mayhem

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.
'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'
Martha mayhem by Glenda Jackson November 20, 2004