Dic

Also known as
Pp
Penisaurous
Wee wee
Doodle bop
BUSSY
Man cooch

Etc.
P1: Hey, where were you last night?
P2: I was busy getting some Robert Pattinson dic
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Horse

Whoa did you see that horse?
Oh that was Julien lol
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Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!
Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!
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Fruit snaccs

Pure heaven

Don’t get the tropical flavor one tho it’s trash
Me: if you touch my fruit snaccs I’m coming for your kneecaps
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Bussy

Boy pussy
Duh
It’s in the name dumbass
Teacher: how long is the Panama Canal
Me: as long as this bussy
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Martha Stewart

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece
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