Bussy

Boy pussy
Duh
It’s in the name dumbass

Teacher: how long is the Panama Canal
Me: as long as this bussy

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Martha Stewart

I fucked her side piece Emma Watson

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Dic

Also known as
Pp
Penisaurous
Wee wee
Doodle bop
BUSSY
Man cooch

Etc.

P1: Hey, where were you last night?
P2: I was busy getting some Robert Pattinson dic

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Horse

Julien

Whoa did you see that horse?
Oh that was Julien lol

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 16, 2021

Fruit snaccs

Pure heaven

Don’t get the tropical flavor one tho it’s trash

Me: if you touch my fruit snaccs I’m coming for your kneecaps

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021