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When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.
'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'
by Glenda Jackson November 20, 2004
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Nov 26 Word of the Day
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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