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Maple Ridge 

One of the two ghetto ass towns outside Vancouver (surrey being the first). There is literally nothing to do in this town besides go to the Caddy Shack and watch the strippers while high as a kite. This town is full of drug dealers, addicts, hookers and an alarming amount of homeless people. Reminds me of the projects. Everyone that grown up in this town knows what it’s like to struggle.
Hey bro wanna come to my place in maple ridge tomorrow?”

Nah bro I ain’t tryna get stabbed”
Maple Ridge by Srymsjackson February 8, 2019
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Maple Back

Me: What country are you from?
Canadian: Canada.

Me: So your a Maple Back.

Canadian: Ya :(
Maple Back by Maple Back are? December 30, 2009

Maple Ridge 

A Maple Ridge is when you put maple syrup on your butthole and your sex partner licks it clean.
Mikey took Chelsea home last night and she gave him a Maple Ridge
Maple Ridge by Wang Chueng May 30, 2017

Maple Double-Double 

A variation on the 'Double-Double' a typical Canadian way of preparing coffee, made by putting two portions of milk, and two packets of sugar into black filter-prepared coffee.

The Maple Double-Double is created by putting two portions of milk/creamer and two small diner-packets of maple syrup.

Outside of a greasy spoon cafeteria setting this can be replicated with two splashes of milk and syrup from the bottle.
"I'll take a plate of Poutine, two glazed Tim-Bits, and a Maple Double-Double please."

"My roommate used all of my Real Maple Syrup, leaving me nothing but Mrs. Butterworth's for my Maple Double-Double!"

Maple Thrust 

When one person puts his syrup-soaked penis into another person's asshole with vigor.

Homosexuality is not required, but may be perceived by any viewers.
Ned encouraged his roommates to maple thrust him because he wanted to prove he gets weirder than them when he's drunk. His asshole hurt the next day.
Maple Thrust by Elk Refugee November 6, 2013

maple glaze 

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.
maple glaze by Token1 July 2, 2015

maple dicking 

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off
Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!
maple dicking by crimsoncape August 31, 2015