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Machine Gunning

The act of repeated defecation in one toilet without flushing until said toilet is sufficiently clogged and you and your friends are out of shit.
The other day these people went machine gunning in the first floor bathroom, it’s been out of service ever since.
by houseoflies May 8, 2008
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Machine Gunner

Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.
1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"
by bolillo loco December 26, 2009
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machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
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Machine Gunning

Flatulence released in repeated intervals while running.
When you're late after spending too much time eating a greasy meal and in the process of running you let out small flatulence at separate intervals synchronized with your steps so that it sounds like a MACHINE GUN. MACHINE GUNNING.
by Mounstah Bites December 26, 2010
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Machine-Gunner

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.
"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"
by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009
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Machine-gunner Belly

When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier butting up to a machine gun to have.
Jesus, check out that bartender's Machine-gunner Belly over there. Makes me want to puke on my dick.
by Joe Cooler August 31, 2006
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Machine Gunning

Putting your index finger in someones anus

while keeping your thumb up and your other fingers retracted, thus acting as if your hand were a gun, while moving your finger back and forth fast and making machine gun sounds.
You would'nt believe how much this girl enjoys me machine gunning her asshole!
by DVESenS July 13, 2012
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