Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

machine girl

the best fkn band ever. go listen to wlfgrl right now you little bitch

if u listen to machine girl u can have aux any day🥵

by s1nj1ns bu55y February 17, 2021

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Rise Against the Machine

A mistake when referring to either, Rise Against or Rage Against the Machines. Though coming from different genres, their names could be intertwined to produce confusion to the listener.

Person 1 - Dude, did you hear that new Rise Against the Machine song?

Person 2 - Don't you mean Rage Against the Machine?

Person 1 - Damn it.

by Kswed April 26, 2011

Bendy and the Ink Machine

"Bendy and the Ink Machine™" is a first person puzzle action horror game that begins in the far days past of animation and ends in a very dark future. Created by theMeatly, it is set thirty years after you, the main character, has stopped working for an animation company. With amazing graphics, controls and gameplay, this game is probably one of the best out there. However, in terms of fandom, it's slowly but surely descending into a future like Tattletail, Minecraft, Hello Neighbour, and Undertale's.

"Man, did you see that cool game, Bendy and the Ink Machine? What a cool first person puzzle action horror game!"
"Yeah man, searched it up, was greated with this weird demon guy having a blowjob with this wolf. Was not pleasant."
"o"

by o no here comes dat b0i April 12, 2017

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)

"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"

by BennyG3 April 26, 2017

machine gun couple

A machine gun couple is a interracial couple, especially between a white woman and a black man, but it can be between any races. The use of the word machine gun instead of any gun is partially inspired by Jacob Zuma singing that he will shoot the boer with the machine gun

Yuck. I see a machine gun couple between some black guy and a white woman. Ben, do you have my machine gun? I need to shoot them.

by HandleBrake12 August 3, 2019