My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy

Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY

by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021

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basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

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dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

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dust my balls

A clever synonym for: go to hell; suck my dick; fuck off; kiss my ass.

Stranger: We need you to work an overtime shift on Saturday

You: Man, YHALL can dust my balls. I quit.

by More, Parma Sean September 17, 2017

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flex my balls

The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome

I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late

by White-Rice October 31, 2017

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