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Mongo

A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.
"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"
by poutinepukes October 4, 2016
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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.
changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.
by stevethebus October 22, 2011
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Mongo

A really nice person who gets bullied by their peers for being nervous
Jaysus she’s some mongo
by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022
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Mongo

Used as a nickname to describe someone with brute strength.
Tildon's nickname is Mongo. Because he can hoist an engine out with his bare hands.
by MongoWife November 8, 2021
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Mongo

A misunderstood person who is afraid of hurting other peoples feelings
I’m a mongo
by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022
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