mitch hedberg

Funniest comedian alive, see crack head, lol but the best crack head.

"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

by n333m October 19, 2004

mitcheldean

A Small village on the edge of the Forest of Dean, as small as it may seem, it has a wide variety in drugs from various dealers. The tourism hotspot is the memorial outside the co-op where the chavs meet and smoke their rather fat doobs together. It also has its own benefits street and the life of the party are the old people.

"Pass the doob shag-mitcheldean" "how much for a ten bag" "devils lettuce"

by TheWhiteWolf August 28, 2014

mitchapaloouza

You know that guy in movies that is badass and everyone leaves like "damn I wish I were that guy" that's Mitchapaloouza. He is hot when you're cold. And is a badass MFer. If you see him on the street go ahead and kneel cause his presence is much superior than yours.

I wanna be just like Mitchapaloouza when I grow up!

by Mitchapaloouza January 19, 2017

the mitchells vs the machines

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.

the mitchells vs the machines...

by DrDoofenschmirtz May 5, 2021

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Mitchell Davis

Probably the hottest most amazing guy on Youtube. He's got a friend named Kyle and makes people laugh in the strangest ways like talking to himself, zebra dancing, rapping, and randomness. Mitchell Davis-Life. EndofStory.

"This is awkward... but I like it." -Mitchell Davis

"I'm getting a headache from all the randomness." -Mitchell Davis

"Randomness is hard. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ... That sounded really creepy when I said that." -Mitchell Davis

"If you're doing this right now, you're a bamf." -Mitchell Davis

"Hey! I love life ruiners." -Mitchell Davis

"Is Ohio Really For Lovers? No, it's not. If it was, we'd probably be a little happier." -Mitchell Davis

"I'm like a ziploc bag. I'm solid but you can see through me sometimes." -Mitchell Davis

by mitchell's lover. (: April 16, 2009

Mitch Time

When BajanCanadian is put in Charge of timing things

"how many mins has it bin"
"like ten"
"but the recording says 20"
"like 20 mins thats what i said"
"mitch time"
"yup"

by JTREDEYE26 September 18, 2016