miami hurricanes

The college version of the cincinatti bengals

During team meetings the miami hurricanes come up with alibis

by badgersfan October 7, 2007

metamour

In a polyamorous relationship, where your lover has more than one lover, a metamour is the name given to your partner's other lover(s).

My partner and I went to see her metamour Jane at the weekend.

by Rick Mills July 19, 2004

Metamorphosize

The act of metamorphosis by a live object into the form of another

"After eating too many McChickens, you will eventually metamorphosize into Michael Moore."

by marcthamac February 22, 2013

Miami Breeze

Hopefully this hasen't happened to anybody out there if so then you have my deepest sympathy. This happenes when you are eating out a girl and right in the middle of it she queefs right in your face. (Usually causing you to throw up everywhere)

Man did you hear about Steve? He got a Miami Breeze from his girlfriend.

by Olario May 2, 2005

Milam

Someone who is unlike anyone else. Someone perfect in every single way. He doesn't care what people think and lives life to the fullest. People wanna be like him, Crystal worships him and at the sound of his name, people bow down.

Milam is the best guy in the world and is very loveable and perfect in my eyes.

by Crystal February 12, 2004

Miami Hurricanes

1. The "mascot" of a supposed college football program located in Coral Gables, FL, that actually is a semi-pro team since the alumni pay for their athletes and hence, their national championships.
2. What low class, poor, ghetto dwelling thugs think the University of Miami is actually called because:
a) They don't realize it's actually a school of higher learning and not a pro team
b) They have never been to the campus (or any campus for that matter)
c) They couldn't find Coral Gables, FL on a map
d) They could never afford to take a class at the school anyway.
3. The college football program that is most envious of the years of dominance that the Florida State University football program enjoyed during the late 80's and throughout the 90's, setting several NCAA records and winning two national championships while stringing together an unprecedented 14 straight top 5 finishes and bowl appearances.
4. The college football program located in Coral Gables, FL that will spend 2-3 years atop the polls, then runs out of money to pay players, and sinks to the level of an also-ran team that loses annually to West Virginia and Virginia Tech until they can save enough money up to pay for more pro caliber players. In addition, at least once per decade, they will be placed on NCAA probation.

Florida State Fan: ...and I'll also have a double cheese burger, and a large coke.
Miami Hurricanes Fan: Yassuh...right away suh. What else you be wantin' suh???

by HoMaster May 15, 2005

metamour

Used in polyamorous contexts, a person's lover's other lover. A partner's partner, the person your sweetie is banging, etc. Unlike mistress or paramour, "metamore" connotes that neither relationship is clandestine.

There was a lot of tension in my relationship with Joe, so I had dinner and talked through it with a metamour, Casey. They were able to bring a lot of perspective, and things with Joe really smoothed out. The next week we made an Eiffel Tower.

Now that I'm dating Ludacris, I have metamours in every area code.

by brandleberry July 18, 2014