mipled

you feel slimy good in the feels- other words happy as heck

dude I'm so Mipled I can get my phone back

by BluesSeavedElephent January 8, 2017

Missed Approach

When the dick slips out during sex.

"Oh shit I Missed Approach"

by Flickdawristohhhh March 18, 2017

Misted

When u “missed” ur friend

“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much”

by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018

Mislewd

Going over for Netflix and chill, but realizing once you're there that it's just Netflix.

I went for Netflix and chill, but I was mislewd.

by SaltyRyno August 17, 2018

Missed a turn

Downplaying being sexually cheated on in a relationship or marriage

So, you "missed a turn"! Big deal...

by Jenlm August 31, 2018

Mispedery

The hatred, dislike or lack of respect for children beyond what is the justified amount authority over them. This can manifest itself as denying the child certain freedoms such as choosing whether they take life saving vaccines, exploring their sexuality at their own discretion or just simply demanding unearned respect by virtue of being the adult.

Along with Misogyny, mispedery is an enduring problem in our society in which an ostensible admiration for someone's "innocence" or "virtue" is used as a means of denying them autonomy. It is an extension of the same patriarchal ideology that oppresses women and men alike, though in different ways.

Like with adult women, the remedy is a matter of "love me less, respect me more".

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Misleading the Queen

Suffering erectile disfunction while attempting sex with an older lady.

Hey Boris, how did it go with that cougar you picked up last night?

Oh man, I'd had way too much to drink, I ended up misleading the Queen.

by Doris Johnson September 25, 2019