Mini-mod

A title given to a person that thinks they can moderate an action but really isn't in charge at all whatsoever.

"ChrisRCentral is such a fucking mini-mod!"

by AcidicPlayer0 August 14, 2017

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

Mini Helicopter

When a midget sits on your dick and you lift her legs and ya spin it like a helicopter

Id so put the mini helicopter on that girls ass

by Usted Me Siente January 5, 2009

mini-logo

the best bang for your buck skateboard you can buy. Made by Powell Peralta this board is good for noobs and pros. its just a little heavy. just a little.

skater- dude i just snapped my zero board
me- just buy a mini-logo it's what i got

skater- but isn't cheap?
Me- yeah but it last long and beats paying 50 bucks for a new one

by yunior the dudester January 5, 2011

Mini Boner

A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.

Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?

Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...

by Daho October 19, 2010

mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

Mini Cooper

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.

"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008