McDonald's shitz 

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.

"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

McDonald's shitz by Saucynipslipsontoast October 25, 2018

McDonald's Clout 

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.

Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.

McDonald's Clout by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018

McDonald's Bathroom Clean 

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

McDonald's Bathroom Clean by boggler June 29, 2019

McDonald's nuggets 

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,

it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.

Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit

McDonald's nuggets by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 10, 2020

Mcdonald's Relationship 

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

Mcdonald's Relationship by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

McDonald's Relationship 

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

McDonald's Relationship by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

Mcdonald's Relationship 

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

Mcdonald's Relationship by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020