masturbate

The act of stroking a cock or fingering a pussy until a sperm whale shoots out of either one also known as a climax or orgasm

oh ohhhh oooh OH OH SHIT! AWW YAH OH OH *sperms* ahhhhh i love to masturbate

masturbate by jonny boy4444444 September 11, 2011

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Mark liks to masturbate to pictures of jesse

Masturbate by Con May 26, 2003

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when yu feel ur self after bein soo horny dat yu cant take it no mo,

or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu,

or again feelin ur

guys: dick aka cock

female: pussy

in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)

i wuz so n so horny dat i wudn't take it no mo n chose to masturbate,

i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee

p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)

masturbate by im fresh n yes! ooohhh yesssss April 26, 2009

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You people are missing beating your meat as a synonym. And sex so beats masturbation's ass. Maybe your bf or gf just suck at sex... stick to giving head instead, lameasses.

go and masturbate, or whatever you dumbasses want to call it.

masturbate by Get it right, bitches. December 28, 2005