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X-mas

A common shortcut of the word Christmas. Also the official term for it in the television series Futurama
X-mas lists
by Demonic_ December 15, 2013
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la mas idiota

Yo: hol-
El universo: sos la mas idiota
Yo:
Mi mama:
Mi hermana:
Donald Trump:
Mi pingüino de club penguin:
Los otakus:
Los TikTokers:
La mugre de abajo de mi cama:
Yo: JAJA ysi
by Jua la mas idiota July 13, 2019
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Shit-mas Past

1.

A term used to describe annoying, and often irritating subject matter, which includes but is not limited to: music, fashion, popular culture, and literature. All of which generally never had any quality in the first place, yet for some odd reason keeps coming back long after it should have been forgotten. Don't be fooled by the terms "What's hot", "Timeless Classic", or "Greatest Hits".

2.

A term of disdain used in a holiday or gift giving environment for terrible, unimaginative, and impractical items, stretching back for an undisclosed number of years, that no one wanted when they were new, much less now.
"Oh man, I can't get that song out of my head. It keeps haunting me like the ghost of shit-mas past!"

"Hey Your mom dropped these boxes off this morning. Some of this stuff is ancient man, its like a giant bag of memories from shit-mas past."

Examples

Music
"Two Weeks"-Barenaked Ladies (Ca. 1999)
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce (Ca. 2008)

Film
"Scary Movie, Insert word Movie(s)" (Ca.1999-2008)
"Saw (I-VI)" (Ca. 2005-???)

Television
"Seinfeld (In Syndication)" (Ca. 1990- the end of time)
"Small-ville" (Ca. 2000-the second coming)

Gifts
"Re-gifting a kitchen appliance you received from your first failed marriage that never saw the outside of its box to your recently married best friend...the one who bought it for you in the first place."

"Billy the Singing Bass"
by Christopher Jager January 24, 2010
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Que te gusta mas

When a man of color (Usually a Black Man) Has sexual relations with a hispanic woman. It Has to be "FREAKY DEAKY" sex...I'm Talkin NASTY, UNCENSORED, NO-HOLDS-BARRED, "AYE PAPI" Type sex.
Mr. Marcus and Luscious Lopez. I watched dat shit the other day...CHANGED MY LIFE. QUE TE GUSTA MAS NIGAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by DJ PornoMan March 12, 2008
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Ninja-mas

Only the best holiday ever. On December 3rd you have the chance to dress and act like the beloved ninja.
Dude1- I can't wait for ninja-mas!

Dude2- I alredy have my ninja stars polished!
by Samankerrkid November 24, 2009
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x-mas

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.
by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008
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Blasphe-mas

A time of year when the immaculate birth of an important religious figure is inaccurately celebrated while the holiday is simultaneously stripped of all religious meaning.
Merry Blasphe-mas, Blasphe-mas
by SubEclipse November 11, 2008
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