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Major Tom

A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.
My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.
by MySatellite June 30, 2019
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major major

The English translation of the Filipino colloquialism: bonggang bongga. Culled primarily from local gay lingo.

Popularized by Ma. Venus Raj during the question and answer portion of the 2010 Ms. Universe pageant. She may have also meant to say "medyo, medyo" or "chever, chever".
You know what sir, in my 22 years of experience, I can say there's nothing major major, I mean problem that I have done in my life.
by lady jayjay August 25, 2010
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major look

kid slang term used in the eastern United States when you make someone look at something that does not really exist. It is commonly mistaken for "made you look" which doesn't mean anything...
Look there's a shooting star!
where?
MAJOR LOOK
by killaaa b December 27, 2007
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Major Dickinson's Blend

A special blend of coffee that you make for your boss. 1 part coffee, and millions of parts Major Dickinson, typically swimming around.
Cory: Man, the boss won't stop making fun of my Aqua Shirts, my mom says I look sweet.

Joe: Yea, my mom buys my clothes too. He's a real dick.

Cory: Next time I bring in Apple Dumplings, I'm gonna serve him his with a tall glass of Major Dickinson's Blend!
by FMDB October 11, 2011
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Major ocky

1. adj. Describing a person, place, thing, or idea that is extremely weird, uncool, fake, or out of the norm.

2. adj. Describing an object that is obviously counterfeit or fake.

Origin
Ocky is slang, commonly used in Philly, that is usually used in a derogatory way to describe a person or or an item that is weird or fake. Adding major to the front of ocky emphasizes the extreme conditions of counterfeit-ness or weird-ness.
1. Sydney: “That guy over there asked me for toe pics. He’s major ocky.”

2. Sydney: “Did you see those fake J’s? Them shits are major ocky.”
by scoopdunk July 22, 2019
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Major Cappage

When a dude is talkin so major cap 🧢 and

You just wanna eat their booty cheeks to get them to tell the truth instead of actin like sum bitches like fucken behead their asses and fuck the open throat hole
Fuck a bitch, I’m hearin sum major cappage
by Toland without the body January 5, 2020
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major asshole

anyone who uses nefarious means to interfere or prevent the contentment, peace of mind, and overall well-being of others

Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.

Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.

Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.
Man, Jason is going around telling everyone that I get fucked up on drugs, and then proceed to download inappropriate material from the Internet. He is a major asshole.
by Angry UD contributor April 23, 2010
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