maggot magnet

A nickname for the 45th President of the United States..

All those wiseguys surrounding the trumpadumpster lead us to call him the maggot magnet.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 25, 2019

magooing

The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.

I saw Tracy driving down the road and I waved, but she was clearly magooing.

by Sheryl D May 31, 2006

magoogling

To search for an item with your prescription glasses off.

I was magoogling for my car keys for an hour, then as soon as I put my glasses on, I could see they were right there.

by Merchnhop April 4, 2017

brutes magootes

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

maggot tourism

When communities use marketing strategies resulting in seasonal wall-to-wall tourists.

Our quaint little town is crawling with tourists every Summer; we locals call it maggot tourism.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

by Honeybunch September 15, 2008

Magoofs

The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.

Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.

by hollowpnt October 16, 2008