Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

lumber party

A lumber party is when you have 12 beautiful girls hide around the house you're staying at, and you "lumber" around and try to find them. Usually teams are broken up into single digits and then the person who finds the most women gets to sleep with each one.

Hey dude, we should really have a lumber party tonight!

by ilikepenguins! January 1, 2011

Lumberous

An extensive thing, something that goes far, and powerful

Daniel Boone blazed a lumberous trail through Kentucky

by MrBunBuns1496 May 14, 2025

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

lumber tycoon 2

Cool Roblox game by defaultio where you cause deforestation and make bands of money doing so

Yo, have you played Lumber Tycoon 2?
I can’t breathe all the trees are gone!

by runningblueowl March 16, 2024

Lumber

A large amount of marijuana with a lot of stems.

Like ounces of shake.

"Dude, did you see this shit she sold me? It's all lumber!"

by lol@dat March 20, 2021