gabh mo leithscéal

Pronounced "gaw - maw - leshkale". Irish phrase meaning "excuse me". Common everyday phrase in Ireland, used most often perhaps by old men who, when "surprised" by a fart they just emitted, offer this as a kind of peacemaking gesture. His thinking - "maybe they won't walk away in disgust if I excuse myself in Irish. At least that way they'll know I'm not a Black and Tan". The phrase may also be used by babies who have thrown up all over the kitchen table, as they know saying this will mean the father won't think his wife had an affair with a Black and Tan, and the mother won't think her husband slept with a prostitute on his "business trip" in Taiwan. Why this in any way proves that I don't know. But anyone who says gabh mo leathscéil deserves your respect, nay, downright fucking admiration. You Black and Tan cunt.

Also, a polite expression often used after the killing of a Black and Tan and his family, to excuse the action.

Old man: *prrrrrrrrbbbffffffttttt* (fart) "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Bystander: "I salute you, Irish hero" *prrrbbbfffttt* "OOOOHHHHHH, gaw maw leshkale."
Old man: HE SPELT IT WRONG!!! YOU SPELT IT WRONG YOU BLACK AND TAN CUNT I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"

Baby: *pukes all over kitchen table* "OOOOOHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Father: "I TOLD YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GONORRHEA!!!"

Irish hero: *kills Black and Tan* "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal".
Bystander: "Don't excuse yourself, he was just a fucking Black and Tan. Let's bury him under a tree and piss on the tree and knock it down for some reason".

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

leth

Leth is to lethargic as emo is to emotional.

Dude, I feel so leth right now. All I want to do is sit around and listen to emo music!

by Jose382 October 21, 2008

Lethal Weapon 2

When your legs fall asleep while taking a dump. Just like Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 2.

Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.

That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.

Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.

by Bearfighter September 9, 2011

Liegha

Someone who is extremely awesome and attractive, and has an undeniable attraction to guys named Travis.

"She started dating that Travis guy."
"Ugh she's such a Liegha.

by The Masked Waffle April 24, 2014

Lethbridge

Lethbridge Alberta, is a hellhole from which you have very little chance of escape. If you live here and have a poor opinion on meth you are in the minority. Speaking of minorities people here blame them for literally fucking anything. Car won't start? "Fuckin Natives". Kid late for school? "Spics are cant even drive right" as you barrel down the left lane Goin a buck tewnty. "Fer fucks sake im out of meth again! Where is that fuckin Nigger when you need him?"Are you right wing? Great news! We have this strange conglomeration of extremley religious and xenophobic anti gov hicks who would welcome you with open arms (as long as you dont look different, think different, have a different religion or have an opposing political preferance)! Are you left wing? Great news! We have this small but growing population of free thinkers (who will hunt you down if you dont think like them and berate you until you either leave or forsake what you believe in to fit their standards.) We have a great university, good luck if you arent left wing though because you might get stabbed. We have a wealth of great labour opportunities, good luck if you arent right wing though because you'll probably either get stabbed or almost thrown down a six foot hole (me). Run just fucking run. TLDR, we have a bridge and a city on the brink of a race war constantly. Coffee shop is nice. The Pennyhouse Café, get yourself a 20 oz Humdinger and zip around the city just fast enough not to get mugged!

Wow Lethbridge sure is great, lets go provoke some Natives and bitch about it later!

by Shenkoi <3 March 2, 2019

Liethel

A woman with a cold heart but a warm voice. she showers you with words of love and strives to be the best she can be.
the most gorgeous woman your eyes would ever see.

guy:whos that lady

guy2:that sexy lady?

Guy2: her name is liethel

guy: (grabs knife)

by pumpkin head445645 September 8, 2020

Letheria

Quiet, Shy and wants to be loved.
Trys to please everyone only to be shot down.
Has a huge heart but is easily broken.

Letheria gave their heart to me, i wish i could return the favor:/

by Mrs.Polorific June 19, 2011