late to market

when a product is late arriving to the consumer market or delayed.
They finally decide to add that feature when world+dog already has it!

company ABC was 6 months late to market compared to company 123 so lost market share

by zkpilot November 24, 2011

late night creepy uncle

A person in a position of authority who molests young children

Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.

by chris carpenter December 29, 2013

Late Night Loneliness (LNL)

When you lie down to go to bed and get overcome with a feeling of loneliness. Usually pertaining to a person you liked at one point.

I was going through our old texts and got a serious case of Late Night Loneliness (LNL)

by Antney February 2, 2014

Laesha

A nice yet mysterious girl with long black hair and a pretty face, short yet doesn’t let that get the best of her. If she’s sad comfort her, hug her, tell her how great she is. Don’t let the cute face and nice attitude fool you she can be ruthless if need be.

“Who’s Laesha”? “A lioness among girls”.

by Odin567 June 6, 2018

Strategically Late

The process of showing up too a dinner party late, not to be fashionable, but to wait until others are already there so you can strategically sit next to people you want to, and more importantly, away from those that you don't.

I dropped a deuce in my pants at the thought of spending two hours next to that fucking popinjay Cass D., so I made sure I came strategically late, to know where he was sitting and I sat at the other table.

by Mark Scott 69 February 27, 2009

Jenna Lameson

A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.

Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

Gary Lakes

One who is blind to redicule, and ridiculously over-confident. A God-like person who is amazing at everything he does.

"Gary Fuckin Lakes Everybody!!"

"Did you see that goal Messi just scored?", "I know, that was totally Gary Lakes."

by ProdigalPoet January 24, 2015