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DJ Lance

Only the most awesome black guy ever, DJ Lance is one of the main characters of the TV show Yo Gabba Gabba. He is the god of awesome, and he has the hat to prove it.
by rockk March 11, 2009
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Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!
Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.
by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020
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Lance Tucker

the fucking God of gymnastics. and you're talking of fucking Zeus.

(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
"Lance is such an asshole"

"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"

"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
by 54345543 June 14, 2018
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no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
by DKapp October 8, 2013
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Lance Henriksen

Probably one of the coolest actors in the world. Have a voice of a king.
"For me, I'm not just doing my voice. I am attatching my outer being. But yeah - I have a great time doing this."

Lance Henriksen -07

"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."

Lance Henriksen -07

With the darkest voice ever:

"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"

Lance Henriksen -07

All quotes are from "Mass Effect - by Bioware" (including this one)
by Deep Voice October 9, 2008
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pulling a lance

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014
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Lance Armstrong

Cancerous growth on super steroids prone to lying and bullying truth tellers.
That rapist pulled a Lance Armstrong on the stand when he mentioned the victim's skirt.
by Herman Rorquefish May 28, 2015
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