Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult

Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show

by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021

Lancaster

A cute, little town in Lancashire, after which the county was named. People in Lancaster are usually catergorised, especially when going into town after school hours, where you usually see groups of chavs, emos, chemos and Grammar school people.
Full of history, able to kick Yorkshire's ass... Look at the history books, you know it's true...

It is also amazing... You should really go there.

Tourist: Can you recommend some cute, little town for me to go to?

Awesome human: Go to Lancaster. It's freaking cool...

by EmperorOfTheCheesePeople March 11, 2010

Manchester United

The World's Greatest Team (TM)

The only Manchester team worth a mention

Their alternative names include Man United, MUFC, United.
'Man U' is a horrible abbreviation and one that real United fans hate

Manchester United dominated English football throughout the late 50's, late 60's and all of the 90's.
It's a shame they've become a corporate brand, but the local football club element still remains at Old Trafford, despite what the ABU's say

'We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the north. We hate the scousers, the cockneys of course (and leeds!)'

by zutroy January 9, 2005

manchester

One of the best citys in England, nearly everyone who lives here, or comes to visit loves it. The people here are friendly and although it gets called 'gunchester', its really not that bad. It has a mint city centre, and although our accent is kinda naff, its summat to be proud off. It's got one of the best teams going - Manchester United, and Manchester City, who arn't that bad. Theres also loads to do here, with loads of opportunitys! Loads of well known people, celebs and bands have come out of Manchester, and we're defo home to some of the best musical talent! Manchester, the home of true mancunians!

Guy 1: Y'alright are kid?
Guy 2: Yeye just scrannin innit
Guy 1: Comin down Manchester tonight?
Guy 2: Yeye, it's the place to be!

by Hann3rr January 15, 2009

Manchester United

England's American soccer franchise, owned by the Glazer family Man United exist to make money. A faceless corporation without soul or heart. Supported by those who know nothing about football i.e. gloryhunters. (they will be hunting a while by the looks of it.)

Manc: I love Manchester United
Scouser: Lah, you're a pile o bastads

by Double G August 8, 2006

Manchester United

The religion.The Greatest .The best.The ONLY treble winners.Manchesters pride and joy.

Born in Manchester
Live in Manchester
Die in Manchester
Manchester United is Manchester

by joeregular June 21, 2006

manchester

A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.

World famous?

Only a handful of definitions on here.

by Brigante July 18, 2008