Avril Lavinge

a pop star who claims to be punk. she doesn't write her own music, doesn't play an instrument, and is a horrible singer.

by ro May 11, 2003

lambing

A male person folding his genitalia between the legs so he appears to have female genetalia. Showing this to a private or wider audience is referd to as lambing.

Also refered to a 'pretend-man-cunt' or 'Mangina'

Johnnie was lambing on the dancfloor last night. The people behind him were more amused than the people in front.

by K van Geene July 21, 2005

Adam Laing

When somebody is an absolute bellend.

Hey james, what an Adam Laing that lad is.

by I'm a badass. November 9, 2009

Lamping

To forcefully throw a lamp at unsuspecting hooligans.

She was popping off at the mouth and I was forced to do a drive-by lamping on her trifflin ass.

I will lamp you.

The lamp flew through the air and crashed into her face with ferocious force, thus a successful lamping.

by A&T'sAngryOvaries November 16, 2010

Laxing

To use a large amount of laxatives to shed mad pounds.

I'm going to the beach on Tuesday, so I'm laxing until next week, bro!

by Gross Tony February 29, 2008

laying carpet

When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.

Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.

by joose206 June 1, 2012

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.

And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...

by Neil March 19, 2005