lakandula

Lakandula is an illiterate way of writing Lakan Dula, the pre - hispanic King of Manila. This is the spelling of the paid hacks usually identified with a family from Lubao, Pampanga Philippines whose tall tales written by their great grandfather put them on the side of the traitors and not with the Philippine heroes. What a bad writer of tall tales.

You do not spell Lakan Timamanukum as lakantimamanukum, so, dont spell Lakan Dula as lakandula, you moron.

by Dennis Arroyo March 9, 2011

lakenya

Lakenya is one of the baddest of the baddest, sexy, chill, and the god a heartbreaking. Takes notes from her learned lesson of failed “EX-amples”! Pretty bitch wit her own. DONT NEED A NIGGAH FOR SHIT! she really represent to represent. any gone gotta prollem gon get dat. She can me lovey dovey wit the right nigga and a player wit the worst. crazy bitch wit a lot of sense, will strangle ur ass in to sleep and make it look like yo side hoe did it. dont break her heart..if she likes u like u dont do nun stupid sis gon have fun hurting ur ass back. pretty girl can be evil aswell. dont let the looks fool you. PRETTY BITCHES with FAT PUSSY’s are always LA’KENYA’s🤪.

“omg look at LaKenya fine ass😍”
“damn how he get LaKenya bro🤦🏽 ♂️“
“sexy psycho bitch😩”

by lightskinchild$ February 15, 2021

Osama Ball Ladin

Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.

Tiaan needed to cool down and relax, so he went with an Osama Ball Ladin while sipping his Grenadine.

by Steve Saner May 23, 2006

lakendric

Loyal friend who has your back and won't tell a lie to you .

There goes my nigga Lakendric!

by Pinknpurple September 6, 2016

lakenzie

She is very inspired in things ,Very lovable she smile even when she's upset,She looking for the right person. She believe in love ,bad attitude. And gorgeous

Him: ouu lakenzie

Her:what!!

by Lakenzie January 26, 2018

Laçin

A loyal ass friend who is always there for you, and the kindest heart you would ever meet. Even though he’s probably hella short, he is very attractive and the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves annoying people, making new friends, and he isn’t afraid to stand out. You won’t ever meet someone like him, he will give you amazing memories that you will always want to go back to. istg once you meet him you won’t want to ever let him go.

Girl 1: Have you talked to laçin yet?
Girl 2: I was talking to him yesterday! I’m so glad you told me to talk to him, he’s literally the nicest person I’ve ever met

by wiseloser April 9, 2020

Lainie

Lainie is the kind of person that can seem like a really happy, joyful person, but is actually hiding a lot of sad emotions. She is one of a kind so hold on to her

Person 1: Lainie is always so happy!
Person 2: I saw cuts on her wrists yesterday

by thatgurl101 June 1, 2020