Lard

1. Pig Fat
2. Fat Person

1. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
2. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.

by WingedKid January 13, 2011

laiders

saying bye, with a hint of hoping to get laid

Gotta split, Laiders!

by Kerem Kacel April 23, 2006

laidish

To come close to consumating a relationship with somebody, without actually closing the deal, i.e. to get to third base.

Also spelled laid-ish, laid'ish or laid...ish.

Josh: How'd you go with Melanie last night?
Peter: Not bad, we went out for a pizza and then I got laidish.

by AllySays July 9, 2007

Just Laid Look

The expression on a person's face after having great sex. It's a smile that won't go away.

Alyssa met a new man tonight and came home with that just laid look.

by bangenhoffer May 11, 2010

Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.

Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!

by Devin Hogan January 17, 2008

lard head

A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.

"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

Lairy little shit

A phrase decribing someone who is a stressy, grumpy, short idiot.

Beatrice was a lairy little shit last night.

by Camilou January 9, 2011