Laminated

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.

Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!

by drjozard February 8, 2010

Labia Flop

female version of tea bagging

to place vagina squarely on man's/woman's face space

the woman labia flopped the gentlemen's head after beating him in W-H-O-R-E-S

as her boyfriend slept she flopped her labia upon his face as revenge for all the pots and pans in her pockets comments

i just labia flopped that taint bagel

tea bagging fuck that she labia flopped his ass

by pancake penis wide not long January 12, 2011

Labiaphobia

One who is afraid of the meat curtains

I can't believe that Scott is totally afraid to touch an older woman's vagina. He's got Labiaphobia

by LuvBubble August 14, 2011

labitard

A combination of "labia" and "retard" used to describe someone who is just north of douchebag and just south of cunt.

Stop pissing on the side of that restaurant, you fucking labitard.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012

laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.

Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.

by Joe the Barber June 17, 2012

Labianese

The language of the labia, one who can communicate with the labia can pleasure a woman like no other.

"So Leo, do you speak Labianese?" (Leo grins and slowly extends his tongue until it reaches all the way to the tip of his nose) "Fluently".

by The Muff Merchant April 27, 2013

labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.

"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."

by Uromazing March 4, 2014