Lops

A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.

Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.

Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!

Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.

by itslova January 27, 2014

Loras

A four-year liberal arts college located in Dubuque, Iowa. Loras is often considered one of finest small private colleges in the Midwest. Socially, Loras has a large amount of jocks and churchy people (but what IIAC school doesn't?).
Loras athletes compete at the NCAA Division III level. The college often excels in soccer, basketball, and track. Their main rivals are the University of Dubuque and Wartburg College.

I go to Loras. I'm probably nothing too special, but at least I got a fairly good education.

by livinginiowa May 29, 2008

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003

Belt Loops

1) A small piece of fabric on pants used to keep the a belt in place so it doesn't slip downwards and loosen the waist

2) A sex act where the male(s) inserts his penis into any orifice on another person's body, essentially creating his own holes

Example 1

"My buddy and I gave that chick so many belt loops last night. That slut got wrecked"

Example 2

Jimmy had to fix the worn and broken belt loops on his jeans so could use his belt while wearing them.

by Jonny Flash December 14, 2010

Loris

Someone of perverse nature or one who thinks in a filthy manner.

We just have to have a natural conversation and our Loris will extend out...

*Laughing* Umm WHAT will extend out?!?!

Dude, you're such a Loris!

by Sap This! September 2, 2011

lordsex

When a bisexual lord has sex with another bisexual lord/lady, especially if said lord is sexy.

"How was your day, Lord?"
"Fine, thank you. I had lordsex."
"Oh, I didn't know you were bisexual."

by SexyLord January 10, 2010

Lorbs

a state of blackout drunk. Includes, but is not limited to, fighting, crying, party-hopping, one (or two) night stands, and inexplicable bruising.

YO I WAS STRAIGHT LORBS STATUS LAST NIGHT

by hanfizzle May 13, 2011