finger-longer

something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.

from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer

"We need a finger-longer to turn on the TV since the remote's missing."

by mic dundee July 23, 2007

loogered

loogered: to persuade someone to do something they really dont want to do by continually pestering them until they give in to your request.

pronounced: loo-ger-d

Emma said no way im not cleaning the fish tank out but i loogered her into doing it eventually.

by bobnot1 June 7, 2010

donger longer

a person (usually women) who had an extreme want for a penis.

wow, i really want a boyfriend. i'm such a donger longer.

by penispants4797 January 30, 2010

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011

Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008

lagger

Someone who plays video games online with less than desireable hardware and/or internet connection. Some common results of having a lagger in your game:
-the entire game slows down or pauses for everyone
-you cannot compete fairly against the lagger because their character, or characters seem to skip around the game, seemingly defying the laws of physics
-if you are the lagger, you will often times unknowingly be defeated due to the fact that you cannot accurately control your actions in the game

That fucking lagger dropped so we got pwned at Dota.

by Lustmord February 27, 2005

Links Lagger

The one person in a foursome, while playing golf, that is constantly lagging behind and holding up the pace of play for the others.

Should we let the Links Lagger know were playing golf this weekend, and if we do should we make him geta cart?

by JB March 12, 2003