Ur mamas a llama

Burn of the century

Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!

by asdagigafo March 17, 2018

llama rape!

llama rape is when a llama rapes you because you are in their way, or when a llama finds you sexually attractive and you refuse to have sex with it so it uses force.

the girl was very scared after she became a victim of llama rape!

by popper XD August 24, 2009

sexy llama

One so sexy they can be awesome enough to be reffered to as a llama.

"Hey, look at that sexy llama over there!" or "My llama is sexier than yours" and one of my favorites "Hey, get your hands off my sexy llama!"

by Kandybat April 10, 2010

rent-a-llama

A market moving service, which uses the mystical powers of the llama to push or pull markets. Coming to an IRC channel near you.

<YMgal> how much is that llama in the window... (spit spit) the one with the soft fuzzy coat.. (spit spit). Rent-a-llama has me on hold ;-(

by zwf September 27, 2004

Bleeding Llama Dance Party

Say it into a mirrior and it summons the spirit of an ancient japanese wolf demon. Created by Mr. Amazingphil and Mr. dnaisnotonfire.

Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. AHHHH! Ged dan!....

by FlyingPhilFan November 1, 2010

Llamacorns

Llamacorns are mystical creatures that like to eat cupcakes and jelly beans. They live on rainbows and re very friendly. They can't fly and they are very unique. About 200 out of 300 people ever get to see one in their lifetime. Being friends with one is a special gift and they speak all languages.

Wow, did you just see that cupcake eating llama?

yeah dude, that was my friend, Mr. Llamacorns!

by mrssexaybear February 28, 2013

llama

Meaning gun or weapon.

I was able to sneak my llama into the club.

by keenan88 September 21, 2005