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San Fran Lemonade Stand

When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.
by The inventor December 16, 2005
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Lemonade

A cheap drink little kids can often be found selling, though they don't really use water as an ingredient in the making process. Thus, giving it its yellowish color.
Little Brat: "Would you like to buy some lemonade sir? It's only 25 cents per glass."

Man: "Sure, I'll buy some!" (Drinks and starts to gag) "Hey! What you put in this... drink."

(Little Brat ran off)
by Misty117 June 14, 2011
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Lemonade Mouth

Lemonade Mouth - n. - A cotton mouth like side effect experienced after having urine expelled into the mouth.
Man, I just came back from the Men's Bath House and I've got a terrible case of Lemonade Mouth.
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Lemonade Stand

A male or woman who claims others to be thirsty but continue to wear revealing clothing that can represent them as easy.
She called me thirsty but that Lemonade Stand look like she was open for business...false advertisement.
by 13Nation December 22, 2014
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Lemonade stand

The sexual act of a man urinating into his partners anus.
example 1.
"Hey bro I took that hot girl home last last night and gave her a lemonade stand"

example 2.
Guy 1. " Hey bro check out that hot chick"
Guy 2. " Damn.... I'd pee in her butt!"
Guy 1. " Yeah! Give her the Lemonade stand!!!"
by Dustlovin' May 10, 2008
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Pink Lemonade

When a girl squirts on her period.
Named this because of its color and sour taste.
1: Dude, I totally drank Lisa's pink lemonade last night.
2: You have serious problems.
by OffToVisitYourMother March 14, 2011
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Lemoncide

When one places a lemon into their own eye, enduring the pain, in the end causing their own death. This suicide caused by lemons is widely used by teens to try to get "high" but usually ends up in an unwanted death. Sometimes teens do want to die so they use two lemons, one in each eye, causing extreme pain and ultimately death.
"Oh no! Jerry commited lemoncide!"

"Emo kids love to commit lemoncide when they feel left out in the world.."

"LEMONCIDE!!!!!!"

*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.
by Bevusly April 28, 2009
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