Last Piece Syndrome

1) The occurrence of having one remaining piece of any given food substance at a table of multiple people. This "Last Piece" will be stared at and ogled, but never eaten until cold, as nobody wants to appear a pig.

Marsha: We have one piece of oreo pizza left.
Brendan: Yes, I can see that, you dumb ho.
Marsha: You can have it.
Brendan: No, I'm full, you go ahead and eat it.
Marsha: I'm full as well.
Brendan: How about we split it?
Steve: Actually, since you two are busy with Last Piece Syndrome, I'll go ahead and eat it myself.

by Pandaster September 11, 2009

Last Fry Syndrome

Also known as "LFS."

The medical condition which takes place immediately as you consume your last fast food french fry, which involves the instantaneous feeling of digestive failure as you place the last fry in your mouth.

Hungry friend: "Man, are you done with those fries??"

Fry Eater: "Yeah man, I just ate the las -- oh no...I'm getting some serious LFS!!!"

Hungry friend: "Dang, you got Last Fry Syndrome!"

by PJoBro December 8, 2009

last exit to brooklyn

An intensely, shockingly pure novel written by the vastly under appreciated writer, Hubert Selby Jr. such a bad-ass book; imagine aspects of fear and loathing mixed with the jerry springer show and naked lunch put to the soundtrack of the velvet underground.

person 1: i'm writing about last exit to brooklyn for my book review.

person 2: i've never heard of that.

by parkshark January 11, 2010

Last piece of gum

When the fact that you have gum becomes apparent and everyone within a mile's radius begins asking you for a piece, you use the excuse that you just gave out your last one or that you only have one left.

Sorry, that was my last piece of gum.

by Sudgeman October 3, 2011

Last Stop at Albuquerque

While having anal sex with a girl, you stick your thumb and index(ring finger too if you're feeling particularly squirrelly) into her vagina and use them to jerk yourself off through her vaginal wall usually resulting in climax hence the term "last stop".

So I was doing this chick in the butt and I decided to finish myself off with a little last stop at Albuquerque action.

by LHMC October 20, 2010

last act

Words spoken or actions done shortly before a dying breath.

"Grandma's last act was to write you out of her will." (RiffTrax.com)

by Goldeelux May 15, 2009

last suppering

The act of bingeing on food right before you go on a major diet, in an effort to eat all of your favorite junk food before swearing off of it for a while.

Kelly: "Um, are you really going to eat that entire bag of Doritos? And what happenend to the box of Krispie Kremes I just bought?"
Mark: "Sorry, I start the South Beach diet tomorrow- just doing a little last suppering."

by Fireball D May 26, 2009