Emergency Landing

1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.

I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!

by J-Rod188 November 8, 2008

indian landing boat club (ilbc)

ILBC is the best place ever! Everyone there is like family, so so close. It's a club on a river, a beautiful setting. theres a pool, basketball court, clubhouse, tennis courts, canoeing, floating dock, islands to swim to...clay mountain. Such the best place to spend your summer. Everyones always down there, we refer to it as our second home. WE LOVE ILBC! <33

indian landing boat club (ilbc) is my life!

name here: hey are you going to ILBC today?
other name here: duh its the best place ever

<3

by wachoochie September 14, 2006

Lansing

The capital of Michigan.

Is Mike Lansing (former Rockies 2B) from Lansing, Michigan?

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

Lapping

Driving round and round town late at night. Typically done by twenty-something year old males as a social activity. May or may not speed, do drugs, or burn excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Guy 1: Wanna come lapping bro?
Guy 2: Nah, I’ve got a hot date tonight

by Browniehatch November 8, 2018

Landing Strip

The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.

No man, she does not shave but she does have a nice little landing strip.

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

Larping Nigger (Wigger)

Larping is a type of interactive role-playing game in which the participants portray characters through physical action, often in costume and with props. Some "people" (see: subhumans), enjoy being a Larping Nigger (Wigger).

This type of cringe behavior is usually brought on by growing up in trailer parks and suffering some kind of brain damage and/or sexual abuse. Back in the 90s, for about 3 months, this seemed like a "cool" thing to do.

What is very strange is running into this kind of behavior in 2022. Typically, retards that enjoy larping as a nigger, are white and beg for money like homeless people. The extra chromosome or lacking of, usually results in them thinking they are really black people and they tend to have eyes that are way too far apart. White people typically don't accept larping n*gger(s), nor do actual n*ggers. These sad degenerates are usually seen as outcasts from society.

"Man, this server admin of No Man's Land, Icy, sure is a Larping Nigger (Wigger). Yikers. Why is he smoking mids in the passenger seat of a Malibu trying to act hard with his fucked up hairline and fake chain?? Little retard is softer than baby shit and hes white as hell..Embarrassing!"

by NotBangTownUSA February 14, 2022

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008