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anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
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Mouth Laid

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...
by Yah-maybe June 28, 2019
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Remember Lads

when you're gonna commit a mass killing and don't wanna be forgotten so you film and say a cool sentence like this one
by Berny Gurr January 5, 2023
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Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.
Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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Lads Lad

Lads Lad.

A pure Lads Lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter and is generally seen as a mad cunt. Most true Lads Lads are young 16-22 age is defiantly a defining characteristic because a lads lad cannot show any signs of maturity through out his laddish career . The way in which a true lads lad can differ slightly but common behavior of a lads lad is :

- Lack of consideration towards the female sex.
- Horrific racist comments both publicly and privately

- Cringe-worthey banter.
- Insane verbal abuse
- Exposing genitalia
- General Social Network site Bullying

Common side effects of being a Lads Lad

- Lack of minge
- Loss of female friends
- Basically everything to do with females.

Despite a Lads Lad been hailed as a King by the male sex deep down they know this is the incorrect road for them because in the end all lads need some gash at the end of the day.
Alex - Man id love to go dogging in't feild with that lass.

Amber - Eww listen to him talk he's such a disgusting Lads Lads
by Alex Hunton December 16, 2010
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laid

by Anonymous January 13, 2003
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Portugese Landslide

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide
Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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